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Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Divorced Barbie

Got this one via E-mail:

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced
Barbie $265.95 and all the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir...,
"Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and... One of Ken's Friends.